Cook book REHAB

I NEED HELP!!!!! I JUST CAN'T STOP! PLEASE SEND HELP!!!! o.k. so I have a problem, i did it again. This time i went for the mother load, the cook book equivalent to hard drugs. Before i was just dabbling, now i am a full fledged junky. I am talking about "THE BIG FAT DUCK COOK BOOK". Ok so i read some reviews, where people say this is the holy scripture of cook books. I am a "see for my self" kinda guy, i will be the judge of that!! So i went to my local book store to get a glimpse of this holy work. It seems my local book store feels there is no market for a $$$ cook books..... So i set out on my search for enlightenment. I went to two more book store, still no luck!! I walk into the final book store, this store boasted a very large cook book section... so i had faith. I look and as usual got wrapped up in some other book, but then i felt some kind of presence, some force i have never felt. And there on the highest shelf was this cardboard book shaped box. Ok so now after all this time i can finally see the book, feel it, read it, take it in. So i take the book from the shelf and bring it to the nearest table. I slowly remove the cardboard latch that seals the box and slowly remove its cover. The f-ing thing is wrapped in plastic. OMG i'll burn this building to the ground, i will kill!!!! Now what, now what do i do? So like any normal gay man, I put it on credit. So i walked my new very pricey cook book to my car, and drove off into the sunset. Well actually i got on the highway and headed home. I unwrapped the book as soon as i got home, this was last night. I then got side tracked.... ok so the point is that i have yet to read the stupid book!!!! so i'll tell you how it is as soon as i read it!!!!